Oh, to be on the good ship Caini. Fanning would be so satisfying.
Seriously, this guy is such a treasure.
WTF is this supposed to mean?
Oh great. So now we gotta be responsible for this.
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip."
- Jonathan Carroll
Hold the phone- Dez gets the saxophone solo?
OF COURSE HE DOES.
"Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship— never."
- Charles Caleb Colton
"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance."
- Jane Austen
“I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or gorillas. When this occurs, I pack up my dinosaurs and leave the room.”
- Ray Bradbury
"Ain’t nobody effin’ with my clique…/ Ain’t nobody fresher than my mothereffin’ clique…"
-Kanye West, “Clique”
"You can’t be that kid at the top of the water slide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute."
- Tina Fey
(Tina Fey… Secret A&A fan??)
"My enemy is actually my friend if I have another enemy who is also the enemy of my first enemy."
- Leila Sales, Past Perfect